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If Peter Jackson Adapted The Silmarillion



The reddit for this movie would be absurd.

Produced by
Aleks Arcabascio
Julia Nathan
Sean Ireland

Written and Directed by
Sean Ireland

Starring
Dan Chamberlain – Narrator
Dave Panfile – Peter Jackson
Jenny Jaffe – Writer Gina Mendez
John Sartori – Prop Master
Nicole Conlan – Storyboard Artist
Alex Shifman – Fight Choreographer
Brennan Lee Mulligan – “Beren”
James Weaver Clark – “Carcharoth”
Keisha Zollar – “Luthien”
Cohlie Brocato – Andy Serkis
Gabriel Laks – VFX Supervisor
Robert Rappoport – Costumed Actor
Dzana Ashworth – Costumed Actress
Sean Ireland – Corporate Stooge
Talysha Hazelton – Makeup Artist

Director of Photography
Jim Turner

Additional Camera
John Rosati

Art Director
Tara Gonzalez

Editors
Aleks Arcabascio
Sean Ireland

Assistant Director
Aleks Arcabascio

Sound Mixer
Andy Zou

Hair and Makeup Artist
Talysha Hazelton

Concept Art by
Teela Wyman

Titles by
Nicholas Young

Special Thanks to
Deverge LLC

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34 Comments
  1. Great Helm

    May 25, 2016 3:44 am

    the slimer lion

  2. SparrowTale

    August 11, 2016 4:20 am

    I tried to read it a few years back. I really did. A few chapters in and I was kind of fed up. I'm used to reading complex classic novels but this was just plain boring. Probably because its not meant to be like the other LOTR books.

  3. Emperor Reign

    September 27, 2016 1:34 pm

    The only way they could ever hope to make it into a movie(s) is if they plucked and cherry picked little individual stories from the whole thing. Isn't the whole book basically a history of middle earth, spanning several millennia???

  4. Fungihair

    October 6, 2016 5:21 pm

    I could say I really love the Silmarillion its a beautiful story. I recommend people should read it in chunks and not trying to read it thinking as the traditional fantasy novel.

  5. Spock the Dog

    October 10, 2016 9:15 pm

    I ached with compassion for these people. I understand they might love the books etc. BUT THIS IS SHIT

  6. Spock the Dog

    October 10, 2016 9:16 pm

    hold on, oooh, now I get it. It's a gang of people mocking what they are jealous of. The films were not perfect but… Where do you work Burger King or McD

  7. Spock the Dog

    October 10, 2016 9:21 pm

    and the tubby blokemwith the beard does the worst brit accent ever. Sorry, should not say things like that.

  8. Dajju Kunrama

    October 16, 2016 1:21 pm

    1:18 yes you are, if you mean the Dutch Football team

  9. Zoomingout101

    October 25, 2016 5:33 am

    If they can do a countless star wars sequel, prequels T.v. series, etc. They can do The Silmarillion.

  10. Madeleine Reed

    November 17, 2016 3:22 am

    the real reason that The Silmarillion can't be adapted into a movie is that there is no mortal fabulous enough to play Fëanor

  11. aachelabelaaron

    November 24, 2016 3:49 pm

    Jackson would have to make Turin as bad-ass as Arnold's first Conan movie, with music as bad-ass as Basil Poledouris' OST. That Ain't gonna happen.

  12. aachelabelaaron

    November 24, 2016 3:52 pm

    THAT IS NOT BEREN. But you already knew this…

  13. Robert Heilmeier

    December 9, 2016 8:03 am

    This is utter bullshit and simply untrue, twisting the facts and spitting in the face of hundreds of very talented people who had devoted years of their lives to bring to life a book they revered.

  14. Kahira Dafearless

    January 6, 2017 7:42 pm

    u dam fokazz

  15. Ephraim Shofar

    February 8, 2017 5:39 am

    He would shit all over it just like he did all over the rest of Tolkien's primary works. It's no wonder the Tolkien Family is estranged, I imagine I know exactly how they feel.

  16. Jess Caron

    March 11, 2017 1:45 pm

    Fingon: Never downtrodden by anything… except innumerable hordes of Morgoth's armies during the Nirnaeth Arnoediad.

  17. Jess Caron

    March 11, 2017 1:46 pm

    Also, if Turin's name comes from Hurin's name, then Turambar is like Harambe.

  18. Silmarien Ingoldo

    March 12, 2017 10:14 am

    Somehow Legolas will be there.

  19. Orpheus Pericles

    March 12, 2017 9:16 pm

    Is it just me….or does anyone else think that the video very much does reflect on the fact if the book is adapted to a movie…the situation will be no that huge of a stretch from this parody…

  20. Ben Chenery

    March 25, 2017 4:08 pm

    The Silmarillion must be turned into a TV series, much like A Song of Ice and Fire.

  21. Lorenzo C.B.

    April 13, 2017 9:15 am

    If Peter Jackson got 3 movies from The Hobbit, he would make like one hundred from The Silmarillion.

  22. Göthâkar Heeky

    April 16, 2017 5:26 pm

    DAMN GOD! XD it's totally f strange this loool xd

  23. pitsinokaki

    April 18, 2017 6:47 pm

    "I mean, it's a dream come true, to be in the Sinaminnion…", lol!

  24. Shamir George

    May 25, 2017 5:34 pm

    Unfortunately, no movie studio owns the rights to Silmarillion and I've read that the Tolkien who does is not a fan of the movie franchise and won't be selling nothing. Double negatives. Oh Oh. What do I do?

  25. Max B.

    June 30, 2017 3:57 am

    Here's how I see the Silmarillion:

    Rebellion of the Noldor Trilogy
    The Great Jewels(this includes a flashback describing the creation of Arda and eventually how the Elves came to Aman)
    The Voyage over the Sea
    The War Beneath the Stars

    The Silmarillion: War Against Angband(Contains Dagoreth Aglareb and Bragollach)(TV Series on TNT)

    Beren and Luthien Parts 1 and 2

    Children of Hurin Parts 1 and 2

    The Silmarillion: The War of the Jewels(Everything between the Sacking of Menegroth and the War of Wrath)(TV Series on TNT)

  26. Scott Noll

    July 18, 2017 5:25 pm

    The Silmarillion Netflix series MAKE IT HAPPEN

  27. Naval Frontline

    August 31, 2017 9:28 am

    IT could be a 1000nd episode TV series..

  28. thomasanderson parra

    September 3, 2017 4:43 pm

    this fucking gay respect at Tolkien please

  29. Elizabeth Hashimoto

    September 13, 2017 10:22 pm

    "The simmmmmimmin" "a vaLAH" I'm sobbing

  30. Rich Arthur

    September 27, 2017 5:50 pm

    Peter Jackson ruined the Hobbit

  31. Xi Le

    October 1, 2017 6:19 am

    Sauron is the biggest deceiver; but he is the biggest loser. He lost two epic wars: one in The Fellowship of the Ring and the other one in The Return of the King. How come? 😎 😡

  32. c.e. s

    October 15, 2017 5:59 pm

    Hopefully they'll use a decent director if they ever make this film!

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    November 4, 2017 7:53 pm

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  34. nahol alramly

    December 3, 2017 4:19 pm

    you just wasted 3 minutes of my life you fags!

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