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Dark Shadows movie review

Britney Shephards
Britney Shephards

I have a very loud laugh ( so *they* said) and a penchant for cocktail rings (the bigger, the better). It would be wise not to test me on Sex and the City trivia. Funnel muffins are the way to my heart.

47 Comments
  1. Avinandan Mondal

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Abby always from Let me in she's just pure love

  2. Giovanni Foulmouth

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Blade.

  3. Knight Of Moons

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    "I'm a sinner.
    I play my guitar in the sun…

    If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent"

  4. Hercule Holmes

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    I stopped watching about 15 minutes in to the movie; there's a bizarrely offensive piece of dialogue where David (the boy) taunts his 15 year-old sister by saying "she touches herself … she makes noises like a kitten". WHY? Why did they put that in there? I'd expect it in a pretentious French movie, the frogs put crap like that in their movies all the time to the point where it becomes white-noise, but in a Hollywood comedy movie? It adds nothing to the story, it's not funny, and it's offensive for the sake of offensive. I'm glad I didn't pay money for that movie, I would have punched the character in the face and quite possibly the kid who played him. What a cunt.

  5. Earl Sinclair

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    I went to see this movie with 6 people…and we all really enjoyed this movie. I never thought people disliked it, so I was shocked when I saw the ratings for this movie 4 years after the release.

  6. Mark D'Asaro

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Tim Burton treats the source material at this movie like a porta potty

  7. _Isolde

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Barnabas Collins with Frid playing him. Dracula in the novel and Rymer's Varney the Vampyre, 1845-7.

  8. Captain Jakemerica

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    This movie is now one of my favorite Tim Burton and Johnny Depp movies I really enjoyed this movie!!! 🙂

  9. Trever

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Dracula Untold is my favorite vampire movie because it was the closest to what I want a vampire movie to be. An overpowered vampire pulverizing human beings with ease. I also love the Fright Night remake and Let Me In (Let the Right One In remake). Blade is easily my favorite vampire.

  10. Jeremie Bilodeau-pratte

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Vladimir Sanginers Lynda from Karmina (only quebec ppl will know)

  11. Galen Marek

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    If anyone answers Edward from Twilight god will kill a kitten

  12. Frost B

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    It was Kain and Raziel from Legacy of Kain and Soul Reaver, the best vampires ever!

  13. Sarah Andrea Royce

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favorite Vampire: Claudia (Interview with a vampire)

  14. Inspector Spinda

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favorite vampire: Barnabas from the tv show. :B

  15. Rockerdude17

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Just rewatched it and I still love it.

  16. Hilda Amelia

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favorite vampire…Lugosi Dracula or Gary Oldman Dracula. I like both for very different reasons.

  17. Descendants Dark Shadows

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Fav vampire: Damon Salvatore from TVD, Klaus Mikealson from The Originals, and Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer

  18. The Young Witcher

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Vamp for MGS

  19. matthew mann

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favorite Vamp is Spike from Buffy and Angel. This movie was pretty funny and had some non cringe worthy parts in it but Johnny Depp was best in the Pirates Of The Caribbean Movies he was also good in the first Nightmare On Elm Street as well as Finding Neverland and some other film projects. This was not as good as the Soap Opera Cult Television version though far from it Barnabas and the others where more developed in the TV version which is unsurprising I suppose because unlike Movies with Television Shows you get multiple episodes to write, direct, produce, act, perform, camera photograph, record, etc.

  20. OsoBear 666

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Lestat from Interview with the vampire.

  21. paul sousa

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    THIS MOVIE WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CRAP EVER MADE!

  22. Scott Norrie

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favorite Vampire? Spike from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

  23. SpawnRevenge92

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favourite vampire: Dracula played by Gary Oldman.
    I hated this movie, btw. Except for the scene with the hippies when Depp quotes Love Story. That was funny.

  24. JMS Movie Reviews

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Bela Lugosi's Dracula retrosepectively awesome, also the 90's Bram Stoker's Dracula awesome movie, and Noaferatu ok
    Dracula plus Lestat and Varney the Vampire no movies just books very old books but awesome books non the less
    ok yes those are the vampires screen n lit best ones

  25. Lemon KING

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    lame ass movie stopped watching when the girl turned into a werewolf. I love werewolves but this was just fucking stupid

  26. Pedro Hamilton

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Alucard from castlevania, dracula: tod browning, gary oldman and luke evans(surprisingly :D) and blade

  27. SuperGodlike101

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    The Crimson Fucker

  28. Holly Roxy

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favorite vampire character is Blade

  29. _Isolde

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Dracula is the best. Alucard from Hellsing is my newest favorite, but he is Dracula himself anyway so…

  30. lonewolf colin

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Nosferatu. bela lugosi and Alucard

  31. Luscalov Vlad

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Alucard all the way !!!

  32. 7thsygn

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Dracula or Lestat.

  33. YamiTomoshibi

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Favorite vampire? Either Dracula from Castlevania or Alucard from Hellsing.

  34. malik sakti

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    at this point i watch jeremyjahns not for movie movie suggestion but for pure entertaiment

  35. MegaMallo24

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    people need to get over Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow not the other way around, if you watch Ed Wood you'll see some sparrow-isms in his acting, he was always like that

  36. gotta create channels to comment!? WAH

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Lestat is my favorite vampire man

  37. Ezra S.

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Keifer Sutherland is my all time favourite vampire

  38. 0nlySurvivor

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate

  39. Netherwolf6100

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    I'd have to say Blade. I would say Alucard but to this day, to me there's nothing cleaver about naming your main vampire protagonist "Dracula" backwards.

  40. HaloLitLove

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    SPIKE!(Buffy)
    Eric Northman(True Blood)
    Klaus and Elijah Mikealson (The Originals)
    Damon Salvatore(The Vampire Diaries)

  41. Thagomizer

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Didn't Tim Burton just break up with Helena Bonham Carter? He should hook up with Johnny Depp. I mean, you know it's going to happen inevitably. 

  42. Eric Naylor

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    To me the worst thing is how many people don't realize that this movie was based off of a vastly superior (in my opinion) dark gothic horror soap from the 1960's. There the vampire Barnabas was played by the late great Jonathan Frid, and his portrayal of a dark, dangerous, but ultimately sympathetic creature of the night with great character depth was fantastic.

  43. tjorvendc

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    i hated this movie
    2 good things tho;
    eva green is a beautiful woman
    i laughed at the mcdonald's sign scene
    that's it, for the rest it was utter shit and just the same old crap like every other tim burton film;
    danny elfman, johnny depp, helena bonham carter, ridiculous plot, greyscale, macabre, porn for goth and emo kids, …

  44. bdel80

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Duckula was best vampire

  45. GUDENÃ…'S GUDER

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Jerry from the Orginal Fright night

  46. Ale Paredes

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Klaus Mikaelson from the Originals… Okay he is a hybrid which means he is half wolf and half vampire. But still he is my fav.

  47. amybabygrrl

    May 19, 2017 1:51 pm

    Magnus from the Anne Rice book series.

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